The hottest female celebrities are looking at you…with Steve Buscemeyes.
What makes a woman beautiful: her augmented breast size, her botox lips, her taut waist, her bodacious badonkadonk? Turn on the TV, surf the blog spheres, flip through any magazine, and you will find female celebrities who seem to possess all of the above and more. Bitches.
But thanks to the Tumblr blog ‘Chicks with Steve Buscemeyes,’ I’ve come to understand that sometimes beauty boils down to the eyes. The website takes images of famous celebrity women, some hotter/more famous than others, and replaces their eyes with Steve Buscemi’s eyes. The result: uncanny images that both repulse you and leave you begging for more.
Now don’t get me wrong, I love Steve Buscemi. All of Steve Buscemi. But he is a creepy man, and his eyes are the windows to his creepy soul. Even Beyonce, busting out of a corset, whipping her hair back and forth and making pouty model faces, turns butt ugly with Steve Buscemeyes.
So far ‘Buscemeyes’ has expanded to four pages of images, and apparently they take requests.