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Teacher bangs student, judge asks who wouldn’t ‘jump on that candy?’

During her sentencing, the judge asked, "What young man would not jump on that candy?"…
In News by Brian Abrams / April 7, 2015

EMTs rudely interrupted this teen trying to bang inside an ambulance

"What’s your problem?" the teenager shouted to the ambulance driver when he returned to the van. "We are just trying to have sex."…
In News by Brian Abrams / April 6, 2015

Teacher who rewarded students with fucking now goes to prison

One of the kids eventually spoke up. The 32-year-old was identified in several of the photos because of the butterfly tattoo on her right buttock/hip area.
In News by Brian Abrams / April 6, 2015

ISIS to jail anyone wearing skinny jeans, listening to music on cell phones

What's to make of this hipster holocaust? Is this an infringement on civil rights, or perhaps is it somehow a precise attack on the vapidity of Western youth? Seemingly, some Americans are already in support of the policy.
In News by Brian Abrams / April 3, 2015

Really hot guy caught jacking off at Walmart

The 20-year-old was arrested for property damage after a blowing load inside the family superstore.
In News by Brian Abrams / April 2, 2015

Man dies after butt-fucking himself against scarecrow with strap-on

In Buenos Aires this week, authorities discovered a 58-year-old man lying dead in a field next to a scarecrow with a six-inch dildo strap-on.
In News by Brian Abrams / April 2, 2015

Drunk woman offers to suck cop’s dick after kicking him in the balls

In West Palm Beach, Florida, a sheriff's deputy was dispatched to a bar where a 23-year-old woman was intoxicated and offering blowjobs for money.
In News by Brian Abrams / April 2, 2015

Woman wearing ‘dropping a load’ T-shirt takes dump at Kmart

In Racine County, Wisconsin, a 49-year-old has been accused of burgling a few proverbial turds inside a cardboard box at Kmart.
In News by Brian Abrams / April 1, 2015

Woman stabs boyfriend’s crotch for eating all the salsa

In Akron, Ohio, a 50-year-old woman felt her rights were infringed upon while dining at a Tex-Mex restaurant with her boyfriend -- who ate all the fucking salsa.
In News by Brian Abrams / April 1, 2015

Man named Michael Dick caught masturbating at Tickle Creek

In Gresham, Oregon, a repeat dick flasher was arrested on Wednesday evening after getting caught jackin' it while wearing a wig.
In News by Brian Abrams / March 27, 2015

Woman flashes boobs at bar mitzvah, gives blowjob

In Scottsdale, Arizona, a 32-year-old was arrested and charged with several counts of sexual abuse and sexual conduct with a minor after flashing her new boobs to a bunch of kids at a bar mitzvah.
In News by Brian Abrams / March 26, 2015

Couple busted for fucking on motorcycle on Indian highway

On Sunday, commuters riding along the Mandovi Bridge in Goa, India, posted photos to social media of another pair of car poolers who were fucking on a moving motorcycle.
In News by Brian Abrams / March 25, 2015

Woman attacks man with her breasts at gas station

“He told me that when they went outside of the store, the female bumped him with her breasts and threatened to beat him up,” according to the police officer's incident report. “He indicated that he felt he was assaulted.&rdquo…
In News by Brian Abrams / March 20, 2015

Mom caught on video cheering daughter in middle school fight

Nicole Morlan (see mugshot) calls her daughter's nemesis a "psycho bitch" while punching at the air and doing nothing to stop the two from going at it.
In News by Brian Abrams / March 20, 2015

High school teacher jacks off student in parking lot

I guess there's nothing to do in Alabama but your teachers.
In News by Brian Abrams / March 18, 2015

Woman bites off man’s cock at family picnic

In Chisinau, Moldova, a 24-year-old defended herself by biting off the cock of a man who had allegedly sexually assaulted her during an afternoon picnic among family and friends.
In News by Brian Abrams / March 18, 2015

Coke dealer eats bacon sandwich while fighting six cops

"He was on the ground struggling with police officers," said one policeman at the scene. "He was shouting and swearing at us and describing that he was trying to eat a bacon roll. He was shouting it was a roll, it wasn't any drugs."…
In News by Brian Abrams / March 17, 2015

Video of plane passengers tackling ‘jihadist’ makes Redditors go insane

U.S. government officials claim "there is nothing, so far, in the man's background to suggest he has a connection to terrorists."…
In News by Brian Abrams / March 17, 2015

Introducing: Jamie Peck, Staff Writer

Her coverage on the site will span from music and pop culture commentary to social justice, equality, feminism and, naturally, anything Uncle Terry-related. Because fuck that guy.
In News by Brian Abrams / March 16, 2015

Introducing: Stefan Sirucek, Staff Writer

I can't believe it took this long, to be honest, but I'm grateful to finally have him aboard and posting frequently/non-stop.
In News by Brian Abrams / March 16, 2015

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