“I don’t know why it’s so hard to believe women,” Leno said. “You go to Saudi Arabia and you need two women to testify against a man. Here you need 25.”
“The Price is Right” announcer George Gray attempted shtick on Thursday’s show last week and ended up falling on his ass.
“The current tally stands at 35 women,” Wilmore said. “Really, folks, how many more do we need?”
In Parkersburg, West Virginia, police arrested six women and two men after a round of several prostitution stings. And one of the men could go as Darth Maul for Halloween on the cheap.
Yes, as far as we’re concerned, this is the top story to come out of something called the “Professional Bull Riders” event at Madison Square Garden.
38-year-old Melody Lippert (mugshot, left) and 30-year-old Michelle Ghirelli (right) also brought alcohol to the party, which, BTW, was not sanctioned by the school.
Owner Andrei Bolshakov, aka “Mi Mi,” said that the fight broke out as soon as one gangster saw a rival gangster who “tried moving in on” one of the strippers.
An eyewitness said he made “sexual advances towards it” and rubbed himself against it while putting his hands in the air and exclaiming “Wow.”
“If you have a sexual encounter — of course I expect to — it’s over. They go. They gotta go home,” David explained. “There’s no messy goodbye or boat show scenes.”
In the city of Dazhou, China, the smog has reached a PM reading of 2.5 in the last year –not good. And yet, while environmental experts point to automobiles and construction work as the culprits of smog, a government official calls bullshit.
“Photoshop lol,” Bieber wrote, then proceeded to upload a photo of himself in a towel.
Damn, Ephron. You must have caught so much shit from the MPAA on this one.
Keaton’s next potential project, “The Founder,” has been described as something smacking in between “The Social Network” and “There Will Be Blood.”
“Justin tried to bro down with him,” said one source, but Richards seemed “unimpressed.”
At the Waterbury Laundry & Dry in Vermont, one patron was caught on CCTV whipping out his schmeckle and pissing into one of the machines.