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Man smuggles heroin in foreskin, police dig it out

On a recent train ride from China to Tibet, authorities discovered heroin in a man's dickhood. …

In News by Brian Abrams / May 11, 2015

Woman beats up boyfriend for not fucking her in El Burrito Loco bathroom

In Oak Forest, Illinois, a 26-year-old is set for a court date next month because of a battery charge against her boyfriend. 

In News by Brian Abrams / May 10, 2015

Man busts nut in Porsche

In Thailand, a man was caught on camera while sticking his penis inside the exhaust system of a curvaceous 911.

In News by Brian Abrams / May 10, 2015

Man caught on video fucking exhaust pipe

Footage of an unidentified man sticking his penis inside the back of a Volkswagen began to make its way across the web.

In News by Brian Abrams / May 9, 2015

Teacher busted for sending masturbation video, giving blowjob to student

Jessica Fuchs sent a 16-year-old student naked pics via Snapchat as well as a masturbation video made at 4:15 a.m. titled "ForMyBaby!"…

In News by Brian Abrams / May 9, 2015

Man jacked off at gunpoint by three women who wanted semen

Eastern Cape police are currently on the lookout for three women who, after spotting the pedestrian on the side of the road, pulled over to ask him for directions.

In News by Brian Abrams / May 7, 2015

Parents promised teenage kids weed if they did their chores

Also, let's not forget, dude, that possessing marijuana, a psychoactive narcotic, for um, you know, domestic ... within the city ... that ain't legal either. 

In News by Brian Abrams / May 6, 2015

Couple bangs doggystyle in depressing shopping center parking lot [NSFW]

They weren't banking on such a cunning citizen journalist to foil their public hump.

In News by Brian Abrams / May 5, 2015

Woman arrested for flashing boobs, vagina at lawnmower

The entire incident was considered in especially poor taste upon police's discovery that the lawnmower was under 18 years of age.

In News by Brian Abrams / May 4, 2015

Woman who fucked dog now arrested for humping teen

The teen had apparently posted to Facebook about the incident.

In News by Brian Abrams / May 4, 2015

FYI: We’re on Instagram

We have, like, zero followers.

In News by Brian Abrams / May 3, 2015

Cops bust couple for porking on toilet in library

The library is good for research.

In News by Brian Abrams / May 1, 2015

How to stalk our staff

We're going to make this very easy for you.

In News by Brian Abrams / May 1, 2015

Introducing: Drew Salisbury, Staff Writer

Another shaggy Brooklynite finds employment. …

In News by Brian Abrams / April 30, 2015

Teacher admits to boning student after his girlfriend harassed her

The student's girlfriend began to harass Mooney, which prompted the teacher to file a complaint to the school and thus launched an investigation that blew up in her face.

In News by Brian Abrams / April 29, 2015

Sick fuck who used pliers on women’s teeth pleads not guilty

Apparently, he preferred it this way for the oral sex.

In News by Brian Abrams / April 29, 2015

Charges dropped against woman who sucked sleeping man’s dick

A grand jury has declined to indict the woman despite that in the same month, she had also been arrested on three separate occasions on charges relating to theft, assault and public intoxication.

In News by Brian Abrams / April 28, 2015

Woman destroys cheating husband’s car, slaps living shit out of him

What is not apparent until who clicking the video, however, is that the husband was inside the vehicle at the time of the avenging wife's raging.

In News by Brian Abrams / April 28, 2015

Drunk driver arrested with 80 pounds of ‘marijuana candy’

Brooklyn man busted in Jersey with a shit-ton of marijuana treats and $35,000 in cash. Film at 11.

In News by Brian Abrams / April 27, 2015

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