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Mark Zuckerberg, California tech gods rain money on Chris Christie

$590,000 of his $6 million piggy bank comes from West coast tech.

bowie

The faces of David Bowie are hiding everywhere in ‘Labyrinth’

One redditor obsessed over the 1986 cult flick and found Ziggy’s mug all over the place.

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The ‘Back to the Future’ analysis you should not miss

Mark Hing’s breakdown on the Marty McFly paradox is mind-blowing.

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Police department throwing farewell party for ex-cop who joked blacks ‘should be drowned at birth’

Ron Johnson served 27 years in Florida’s Winter Park Police Department.

valumarket

Man hides in grocery store overnight, craps himself after gorging on steak and beer

A Kentucky man bombed his shorts after eating six steaks and huffing from 57 Redi-Whip cans.

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Video: Woman kicked off plane for singing Whitney Houston, causing emergency landing

No. We’re not all fans of “I Will Always Love You.”

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Kevin Smith says ‘Clerks III’ is ‘like The Empire Strikes Back of the Clerks trilogy’

Smith posted a photo of his completed script to Instagram on Monday.

syria

Disturbing video of Syrian rebel cutting out and eating soldier’s heart [NSFW]

More slaughter out of Syria.

paula

BBC Radio host drunk on her last day, replaced after 30 minutes

Paula White told her listeners Friday that “it’s a P-A-R-T-Y because I said so.”

mayor

Minnesota fishing town appoints four-year-old mayor

Mayor Robert Tufts prefers to go by the name “Bobbie.”

hadfield

Astronaut covers David Bowie’s ‘Space Oddity’ at zero gravity

Chris Hadfield recorded at the International Space Station.

dickhole

10 athletes who made insanely awful actors

Just criminally terrible.

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‘Hot Cheetos & Takis’ crew busts out two new tracks: ‘The Khaki Dance’ and ‘My Bike’

Swag.

WTC

Ballsy photo taken of 1 World Trade Center with newly installed spire

A dangerous pic taken from an iron worker at 4 WTC.

ramsey

Cleveland TV station apologizes for reporting on Charles Ramsey’s criminal record

“We know we can’t erase what we’ve already done.”

deborah

Florida woman stabs boyfriend for farting on her

Deborah Ann Burns chucked an eight-inch knife at her crop-dusting bf on Tuesday.

nickcago

Dutch comic delivers dead-on impression of overacting icon Nicolas Cage

Ronald Goedemondt nails it.

tamleran

Tamerlan Tsarnaev has been buried in a secret location

Police: A “courageous and compassionate individual came forward.”

texas

Texas student verbally attacks teacher for laziness

“You want kids to come to class? You want them to get excited? You gotta come in here, you gotta make ‘em excited.”

polish_house

Polish man blows up house after family goes on picnic without him

69-year-old Czeslaw Kaminski really loves picnics, apparently.