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Teen robbers mistake dead man’s ashes for coke

“I just couldn’t believe that they would take the ashes,” said the victim.
In News by Brian Abrams / March 9, 2015

8 injured from roof collapse at ‘St. Fratty’s Day’ bash

As YouTube commenter runawayuniverse puts it, "If you're at an event called "St. Fratty's Day,' you deserve to fall through a roof." Fair enough.
In News by Brian Abrams / March 9, 2015

Video of Suge Knight running over murder victim [NSFW]

If convicted, Knight faces life in prison.
In News by Brian Abrams / March 9, 2015

Video footage of Harrison Ford’s plane crash on a golf course

The compiled footage, embedded above, depicts the very what-the-sam-hell moment of panic, excitement and whatever else may come when one watches a plane land on a fucking golf course.
In News by Brian Abrams / March 6, 2015

Man calls 911 on wife who stole his cocaine

"Me and my lady's having a misunderstanding n' shit about something I bought," he told police. "I bought some cocaine earlier, and she wanted to take my cocaine."…
In News by Brian Abrams / March 6, 2015

Man flashes dick in Target parking lot because ‘he wants to find a lady’

He told police that "they like when he does that," which might not be entirely accurate.
In News by Brian Abrams / March 5, 2015

High school teachers who fucked students on the beach also gave them coke

It turns out that, not only were 38-year-old Melody Lippert (mugshot, left) and 30-year-old Michelle Ghirelli (right) booked for unlawful sexual conduct, but the extra-curricular enthusiasts are also facing drug charges.
In News by Brian Abrams / March 3, 2015

Walmart customer arrested for jacking off

When police arrived, Bryant had admitted that he "had a problem with sticking his hands in his pants." Or perhaps he had no problem at all?
In News by Brian Abrams / March 3, 2015

Texas nurse who contracted Ebola filing lawsuit against hospital

Pham, who was transferred to a specialty center out of state and has since overcome Ebola, is suing Texas Presbyterian because "they just haven't risen to the occasion," she said, to "have my back and take care of me."…
In News by Brian Abrams / March 2, 2015

Richard Pryor’s wife: Cosby ‘fucked everything that moved’

Jennifer Lee Pryor told a podcaster this week that Cosby is "a fucking hypocrite" who is "dirty on the inside" and was loathed by her late husband.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 28, 2015

Wankband lets you charge electronic devices by masturbating

When your partner catches you in the act, you can simply say that you are just trying to save on the electric bill.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 28, 2015

Mom arrested for driving drunk to orgy with son in car

Cops were tipped off by a 911 call that Heather Young (see mugshot) had driven under the influence to a residence in which she was going to fuck three people and had her seven-year-old son in the car with her.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 27, 2015

Florida woman arrested for punching boyfriend ‘in the nuts’

Danielle Pearman (see mugshot) had allegedly clenched her fist and landed a stinging uppercut to the groin area of 24-year-old Devin Sweet, who has been living with her for the last eight months or so.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 26, 2015

Theater evacuated after drunk woman shits, vomits at ‘Fifty Shades’ premiere

"She lost control of 
everything, including all bodily 
fluids," said one moviegoer.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 26, 2015

Man awarded $68 for vaping jizz

NSFW?
In News by Brian Abrams / February 25, 2015

Brooklyn man smashes windows, screaming ‘zombie apocalypse!’

In Williamsburg, Brooklyn, a 38-year-old with a ponytail was arrested for destroying the windows of a shopping center while he was attempting to flee an army of the undead.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 25, 2015

Former model recalls Bill Cosby ‘forcing himself in my mouth’

Another victim of alleged sexual assault from Bill Cosby has come forward.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 24, 2015

That drunk man who fucked the mailbox was found dead

“He had his troubles," one acquaintance said, "but he wasn’t a bad lad.&rdquo…
In News by Brian Abrams / February 24, 2015

Floating strip club in trouble for dumping feces into ocean

The temporary shutdown "really damaged our reputation," said one of the owners.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 24, 2015

Homeless man pisses on books at library

The book-pissing didn't happen automatically, however, according to eyewitnesses. Apparently, Wilson had taken a nap in the library for a stint before librarians woke him. That's when he meandered about and decided to soak $1,000 worth of literature.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 24, 2015

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