Even in Obama’s America, you can’t crank one out in your own yard without the cops coming at you.
“It’s a crazy time, Dave,” Rock said. “Do you realize that even pro-wrestling has outlawed the chokehold? So the WWE has better standings than the NYPD. You can’t just choke The Rock.”
Eating on the subway is a common faux pas for several reasons (the smells, the spills, there’s never enough for everyone); but this man is handling his eating situation correctly.
Though she fortunately was not raped by the sitcom dad, the actress’s experience was as creepy and violent as the other two dozen that have been recounted in the last two months.
“I think he’s gonna do great,” Kato Kaelin said. “[Simpson] had an arrogance to him … a lot like Cuba’s character in ‘Jerry Maguire.’”
On Wednesday, “South Park” aired its “Washington Redskins Go F*ck Yourself Holiday Special.” And, as its preview teaser hinted, Cosby attempted to rape Swift in the December 10 episode.
“She once said she didn’t find her comedic voice until she was 70,” Silverman said. “I love that. The only thing that was going to stop Joan Rivers was Death. Touche, Death, and f*ck you very much.”
“We don’t have a script yet,” said Hannah Minghella, president of production at Sony’s Columbia Pictures, “so we’ll be green-lighting the movie off the concept and the talent involved.”
Tamara Green is suing the alleged rapist for defamation “of her good name and reputation.”
“Late Show with David Letterman” would have then totaled 6,028 episodes since its first airing on CBS in 1993.
In Bradenton, Florida, 48-year-old Heidi Creamer launched into fisticuffs with her twin sister on Sunday because of a sex toy and her boyfriend.
Here’s what you missed in case you didn’t dine at the Mickey D’s in Zuchwill, Switzerland, last weekend.
“I just made this movie about a guy who triumphs over the inhuman condition in his imprisonment in an authoritarian country,” Stewart said, “and I don’t think they did half that shit to him.”
“Basically it was the Janet Jackson nipple year,” Rock said. “There’s nothing for me to do on that show. I coulda sucked.”
Comedy Central’s “South Park” is presenting its “Washington Redskins Go Fuck Yourself Holiday Special,” which will feature an array of stars.