Lil’ Wayne Gives Birdman a Smooch [VIDEO]
Lil’ Wayne and Bryan Williams aka “Baby” aka “Birdman” have never had problems expressing their affection for one another.
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Alec Baldwin Announces the End of ’30 Rock’
Rather than stretching themselves too thin and creating mediocre episodes, Tina Fey & co. are wisely choosing to go out on top.
New Study Links Unemployment to Premature Death
Results from a recent study indicate that unemployment increases the risk of premature death by 63 percent. Shit.
Chris Gethard Calls Out His Cyber Bully
New York City comedy legend, Chris Gethard, recently pulled another unexpected and hilarious move.
Florida Community Doing Its Best to Keep Kids Fat
In today’s world, communities need to be standing together to help keep our children healthy, not charging them $100 fines for being too loud.
Will Ferrell Reminds Us Why We Love Him so Much
The vulnerable protagonist takes us on a journey from the bottom up, and I can’t help but think that “Everything Must Go” will be another favorite of Ferrell fans everywhere.
Former Porn Stars May Want to Stop Getting Jobs at Schools
Algebra class is a lot more interesting when the square root of (x) equals 69.
New Fleet Foxes Video: “Grown Ocean”
Fleet Foxes released a new vintage-style video featuring footage of the band hanging out, driving, playing in snow and other silly, heart-warming things that folk-rockers are so keen to.
New Big K.R.I.T. Mixtape: “Return of 4eva”
If you’re a fan of Southern rap, this is your new favorite mixtape.
Somebody Get This Girl a Whopper
It’s spring break in Panama City Beach, and we all know what that means: Burger King riots.
The Secret to a Good Movie Trailer: Natalie Portman’s Ass
Combining Medieval action with raunchy humor, the film dropped a new NSFW trailer that will leave guys everywhere taking just a few extra minutes in the shower.
Gaddafi’s Plastic Surgery: No Wrinkles, No Mercy
You can’t oppress a nation with your face looking all wrinkly and shit.
Norm McDonald Finally Does a Stand-Up Special
True to the comic’s personality, the special is called, “Norm McDonald: Me Doing Stand-Up,” and is set to air at 11:00 p.m.
Breaking News: Sex Will Kill You
Sure, you might die, but at least then you won’t have to worry about your partner getting all clingy.
$75 Trillion, I Think I Could Retire on That
Manhattan Federal Judge, Kimba Wood, called the damages request, “absurd,” which seems fair considering that the number they requested is more than 5 times the national debt.
Wiz Khalifa’s ‘Rolling Papers’ Leaks
With “Rolling Papers,” it seems like Atlantic has taken another rapper with a large fan base and a proven track record of credibility, and tried turning him into a pop star.
Reality TV Infiltrates Standardized Testing
If you ask me, the kids that couldn’t answer it should get the higher scores because they’re the smart ones. They’re the ones who have already realized they have better things to do than watch D-list celebrities be dumb-asses on camera.
Ice Cream Truck Busted for Slangin Prescription Pills
Is that ice cream man driving a Lexus? That’s kinda weird.
Elementary School Kids Caught Using Cocaine
Four D.C. elementary students were taken to a hospital on Wednesday after they ingested cocaine.
Hollywood Bows to China
Even though China is a communist country and oppressive to its people — and only lets about 20 non-Chinese films into its theaters each year — Hollywood thinks it’s a good idea to keep them happy because there’s money to be made.
