National Doughnut Day list of emotional doughnuts
These doughnuts, like, get me.
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Old people: they smell nice and that’s about it
An armpit sniffing test reveals that old people smell better than young people. Still going to die sooner.
Two little hipsters cover ‘Call Your Girlfriend’ with their voices and butter
And it’s actually really good.
Just when you thought weight loss mattered
It totally doesn’t.
A list of things opposite of face-eating
Don’t let face-eating discourage you. Good still exists in the world.
12 animals just eatin’ some snacks
Snack time!
Monkeys attempting to play synthesizers
Can they do it?
Man tries to buy Dennys meal with bag of weed; Dennys declines
It’s only fair that stoner food be paid for with weed.
Chinese dog gets a happy ending
And this little pup deserved it.
9 insane jello molds
Why, jello there!
Baby attacked by dinosaur
Shoot her! Shoot her!
No one is actually obsessed with bacon
And bacon is most certainly not obsessed with you. So cut it out.
10 things pets would do if they had opposable thumbs
Humans can’t have all the fun.
Really hot ballerinas fight on stage
Gettin’ down and dirty.
Fact: Siri now a spy and not just a bitch
Such a charlatan.
8 sushi rolls that aren’t actually sushi
Here’s a quick way to get fat, but feel refined while doing it.
Haters think National Masturbation Month is going to lead to masturbation
What are they trying to pull? Do they not remember being 14?
They have Super Soaker shotguns in Fresno
And they don’t give a fuck.
Check out the world’s smallest fire truck
Fire is not something to laugh about—usually.
Let’s Be Real, No One Handcuffed First Graders
But for everyone’s sake I wish they had.
