Internet on High Alert Following Bin Laden’s Death
Osama Bin Laden’s death has the world on high security alert in fear of terrorist retaliation, but it seems the most immediate threat will come from internet scammers.
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Socialbots: Uber-human Twitter Whores
How many tweets could a twitterbot tweet if a twitterbot could tweet tweets? A lot.
Rare Justice for Russian Anti-nationalists
A fair conviction in the murders of an anti-nationalist lawyer and journalist in Russia suggests a positive change in the nation’s struggle for free speech.
Congrats Will and Kate, Now I Eat Your Face
I now pronounce you royally delicious.
Study: Narcissism on the Rise in American Music
According to The New York Times, psychologists have discovered “a statistically significant trend toward narcissism and hostility in popular music.”
Review: Eat Art, It Tastes Enlightening
The International Migration Art Festival has come to New York with the exhibition “Eat Art – When Food Becomes Art,” drawing on the relationship between food and migration.
Seven New Ways to Enjoy Peeps
Sugar, corn syrup, gelatin, preservatives and carnauba wax—the definition of delicious.
Highly Effective Habits of Online Dating
Western civilization has moved beyond arranged marriages, past blind dates with ugly friends of friends, and into the realm of online dating with random strangers. Get ready to find the man/woman of your dreams with a 91% compatability rate.
Fighting Meth with Meth
It’s hard to rage a war against methamphetamine when you’re high on methamphetamine.
Russian Disneyland, Where Dreams Become Nightmares
The “happiest place on earth” to be built in the unhappiest place on earth.
Condoms for Kids
Philadelphia has one of the highest growing rates of STDs in the US, so this year the city’s health department has decided to push birth control at earlier age—starting with 11 year olds.
Lady Gaga: Judas is Here
Ju-das, Ju-da-aa-aa. (Roma, Ro-ma-ma?)
“Atlas Shrugged” and I Moved On
“Atlas Shrugged: Part 1″ hits theaters today. I think I’ll just stick to reading the book.
Panda Express Bound for China
American Chinese food takes on Chinese Chinese food…because let’s face it, we can do it better.
‘Chicks with Steve Buscemeyes’: Redefining Beauty
The hottest female celebrities are looking at you…with Steve Buscemeyes.
Don’t Stuff My Knut: Ode to a Polar Bear
To stuff or not to stuff a dead polar bear, that is an odd question.
What Makes a Man Man Enough to Watch Men Pee?
A discrimination lawsuit in New Jersey begs an unusual question: what makes a man man enough to watch men pee?
Southwest Airlines Kind of Sucks
After two emergency landings within a period of four days, hundreds of Southwest Airlines flights have been canceled, and thousands of customers are left stranded.
Epsilon Breach: More Spam for You
A major hack of the e-mail marketing firm Epsilon means thousands of customer names and e-mail addresses in the hands of scammers. (As if those annoying penis-pump spams weren’t enough).
Acrostic Review: Other Lives “Tamer Animals”
Acrostic poems aren’t just for second grade projects. They can be vehicles of cryptic album reviews.
