
Quick Hit: How much does it cost to be Batman?
Short answer: a lot.

Short answer: a lot.

And the actress is…

Old! Gay! Sex! Old gay sex!

All those bitches and their vibe-killing. Honestly!

More hype. More promotion.

Imma let you finish, pole.

Beating against the waves and bad reviews alike: “Gatsby” is a good movie.

The link is exactly how I described it in the headline.

In which we listen to the song of a massively endowed man. And it’s still bad.

Cars. Bacon. Sunlight. Together as one.

The circle of life may actually just be a tortilla.

Album of the year.

Be careful who you send n00dz to, you guys!

Simple. Different. Awesome.

“Don’t be a blockhead,” says judge during verdict. Really.

A French art movie about finding yourself through taking drugs and sex and left-wing politics? Count me in…

Yes. Yes they are. Listen to them now.

And it’s so popular it’s crashing the companies’ servers.

A study proves what we thought all along.