
The Turtle’s Gambit
Mitch McConnell’s Jedi mind tricks may just work.

Mitch McConnell’s Jedi mind tricks may just work.

Rick Perry and the Texas Death Machine.

When Kennedy announced his intention to send a man to the moon, it did more than just spur science to innovate quickly. It sparked the imagination of millions and continued to do so over generations. Conversely the final space shuttle launch this year took more than just budgets and science from NASA. Here’s a story about something else that burned out along with Discovery’s final blast-off.
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Harold Camping and Republicans have more in common than meets the eye.

For rent: Lightly used secret Pakistani compound. Located in scenic Abbottabad. Good water pressure. A/c works. Sorry no internet/tv.

A little exploration into the 2012 collective suicide pact, colloquially know as the Paul Ryan budget proposal.

The financial crisis, Republicans, and dog shit have more in common than you think.

Chilean miners, dying nuclear plant workers, and the privatization of catastrophe.

Take a look at these two photographs. One depicts a slimy, pitiful creature that survives solely by slithering its sticky, nauseating little self into the private confines of superior organisms and sucking away their vital fluids. The other, of course, is a common leech.

Between his enmity toward Muslims and an affinity for glorifying himself in thriller novels, Congressman Peter King is the logical choice to head the latest manifestation of the House un-American Activities Commission.

Wisconsin state senators use the nuclear option; Governor Walker’s blow job to Corporate America is nearly complete

Rick Santorum, best known for equating homosexuality to bestiality, truly is that nuts. No really, I’ve met him in person.

Prodded by conservatives enamored by his oversized frame and oversized temperament, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie recently remarked that while he’s confident he could win the 2012 Republican nomination for president, he is not interested in running (for now).