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Ancient Mayan temple bulldozed for gravel

“It is incredible that someone would actually have the gall to destroy this building out here,” said the Institute of Archaeology director.

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Conservatives now very concerned about the AARP’s ‘gay agenda’

1. Watch Matlock, 2. Destroy the moral fabric of America?

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Police rescue man trapped in baby highchair at McDonald’s

A customer at a Mickey D’s in Cork, Ireland, was removed from the chair by three police officers on Tuesday.

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McDonald’s employee spots her stolen car while working in drive-thru

Virginia Maiden identified the thief while doling out QPs with cheese.

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Kidnapping victim Michelle Knight was human ‘punching bag,’ suffered vision loss

Ariel Castro used hand weights on her, says friend of Knight’s.

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Obama wants to ‘go Bulworth,’ says Obama

Awesome ’90s movie reference, Obama.

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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev penned a confession on the inside of that boat

“When you attack one Muslim, you attack all Muslims.”

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Columbia University wants to change up its ‘white people from Iowa-only’ scholarship

At present, no black Iowans or aspiring veterinarians may apply

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2 bald eagles battle mid-air, fall to ground at Minnesota airport

This is practically an ’80s metal song waiting to happen.

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New Hampshire residents outsmart meter maids, get sued by city

A group is going around placing quarters in expired meters before enforcement officers can write tickets, and the city is none too pleased.

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Swedish man dies after having sex with a hornets’ nest

An autopsy revealed 146 stings on his body – 54 of those on his genitals.

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Ariel Castro to plead not guilty to rape and kidnapping charges

His lawyers believe he has been “unfairly demonized.” Seriously.

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New ‘Buycott’ app will help you vote with your dollar

Don’t want to buy products owned by the Koch brothers? There’s an app for that.

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Dizzying video of One World Trade Center getting completed

If you have any human vulnerability whatsoever, this will make your stomach turn.