Texas congressman: ‘If babies had guns, they wouldn’t be aborted’
The take home message here is that guns are awesome, abortions are bad and violence against women is hee-larious.
Congressman owns press with deleted tweet to Cyndi Lauper
“Great night,” tweeted Steve Cohen. “Couldn’t believe how hot u were.”
Welfare-for-grades bill dropped after child shames GOP senator
Senator Stacey Campfield got owned by an eight-year-old on Thursday.
Anthony Weiner is ‘eyeing the mayor’s race’
The New York Times reports that Weiner wants to jump in NYC’s mayoral race.
How is it even possible to be an ‘Accidental Racist’?: An exploration of sorts
You tripped and face-planted into a puddle of shoe polish and came out looking like Al Jolson?
Feinstein: NRA intimidates senators from voting for gun control
‘A fear has set in that if they vote for the bill they won’t be re-elected.’
Obama will return part of his salary to the government
In a show of solidarity with furloughed government workers, Obama will give back $20,000 to the federal government.
Ellen Barkin, it’s not too late to jump into NYC’s mayoral race
Get your designating petition into the NYC Board of Elections by July 11.
Why the right thinks they’re losing the marriage equality debate
Spoiler: It’s not because they’re, you know, wrong about anything
Harry Reid’s dubious role in the battle for new gun laws
Bloomberg: ‘He deserves a lot of credit for having the guts to stick his neck out.’
Alex Jones: ‘Obama is now the global head of Al-Qaeda’
‘Al-Qaeda terrorists flood in to [do] the dirty work – all paid for with your tax dollars.’
Ashley Judd is not running for U.S. Senate
‘My responsibilities and energy at this time need to be focused on my family.’
Antonin Scalia is an anagram for ‘I Sanction Anal’
Search your feelings, Antonin, you know it to be true.
Newt Gingrich still needs your money for his 2012 campaign
Can you help the former speaker get out of his multi-million dollar campaign debt?
George W. Bush charged the U.S. for an $85,000 phone bill last year
All in the government spent $3.7M on ex-presidents in 2012. Not a big deal, unless you’re Michele Bachmann.
Karl Rove’s same-sex marriage statement causes media uproar, pancake painting
Pancake painter Dan Lacey strikes again.
