In other news, national obesity is still on the rise. Weird coincidence or something.

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The army adjusts training regimen for overweight recruits, a man deep-fries beer, and other highlights from our country’s obesity epidemic.

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Today marks the first Friday of June and, subsequently, National Doughnut Day. Celebrated since 1938, the day was meant to mark summer’s approach (88 degrees means the arrival of summer in my book) and was initially used to celebrate the women who served soliders doughnuts during World War I (because nothing spells appreciation like “doughnut”). [...]

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April 15th has long been a dark day in our collected histories. You’re either exhausted from an all night taxathon, depressed by how much the government is stealing from your paycheck or still scrambling to finish those last minute forms. It’s time to take a breather, however, because no one’s got your back quite like [...]

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