The army adjusts training regimen for overweight recruits, a man deep-fries beer, and other highlights from our country’s obesity epidemic.

If you live in America and eat cookies, cake, salad dressing, bread, muffins or donuts you probably have a pretty high body-fat percentage so do us a favor and keep your shirt on. Also, these things contain eggs so you’re in all likelihood going to die.

I eat roughly 42 eggs a week. Will you be at my funeral?

As the world turns, the Year of the Recall continues, this time with the most popular and versatile breakfast food: eggs.