Posts tagged "fast food"

What not to order from chain restaurants, according to employees

Just stay away from Cheez Wiz, no matter where you are.
In News by Maggie Serota / June 17, 2015

Rogue pig accosts Burger King customers

It's a whopper of a tale.
In News by Stefan Sirucek / April 6, 2015

Burger King customer handed $2,631 instead of chicken sandwich

The store manager rewarded the couple with five free meals, which will never taste as good as spending a free two grand would have felt.
In News by Maggie Serota / January 26, 2015

Red Lobster is changing its menu to remind people that it still sells shitty seafood

The internationally renowned lobster shack will be increasing the amount of seafood it sells in an apparent attempt to not confuse those who thought they were in for an enjoyable steak dinner.
In News by Kevin Camps / November 3, 2014

Angry investor makes 294-page slideshow about why Olive Garden sucks

They describe the end product as "appalling," a "mushy, unappealing product that is well below competitors' quality despite similar cost."…
In News by Joe Veix / September 15, 2014

Couple receives McDonald’s cheeseburger sprinkled with weed

"I've ... never something like this," explains Lt. Jason Bell. "I really haven't had a lot of investigations where I've focused so much on cheeseburgers."…
In News by Joe Veix / May 14, 2014

Why do Canada’s roads smell like French fries?

Just be glad they didn't use dung oil.
In News by Joe Veix / April 3, 2014

Japanese chain reveals burger wrapper that conceals your disgusting eating habits

Primarily intended to cater to "ochobo," Japanese for "small, modest mouth," usually on women, Freshness Burger has introduced a wrapper that helps tolerate friends and family at the dinner table.
In News by Brian Abrams / November 5, 2013

Doritos Locos Tacos break Taco Bell’s sales record

"Live Mas," said Taco Bell, and we all listened.
In News by Kevin Camps / June 5, 2012

What would you do for a taco?

I don't think this is what Taco Bell's new racially correct marketing slogan Live Más meant.
In News by Kevin Camps / May 29, 2012

Not enough time for God? Hit up the Ash Wednesday drive-thru

A Cincinnati, Ohio church is offering quick ashes for those too busy to sit through the service.
In News by Matt Kiebus / February 22, 2012

Taco Bell Employees Be Warned: The Hot Sauce Is Fucking Important

This is what happens when you forget a stranger's favorite condiments.
In News by Matt Kiebus / September 21, 2011

Doritos Locos Tacos Join Pantheon of Crazy Taco Bell ‘Food’

I'm expecting this thing to taste exactly like Doritos' delicious "Tacos at Midnight" flavored chips; after all, it is the time to eat Taco Bell, stoned and desirous of fake cheese.
In News by Stephen Reader / April 12, 2011

Fat Ho Burgers: Existential Solace in a World Devoid of Meaning

For Camus, it was a task. For Dostoevky, it was a deity. For the rest of us, it's Fat Ho Burgers.
In News by Stephen Reader / March 29, 2011

Confession: I'm A Vegetarian Who Loves Heart-Attack-y Food Blogs

Recently, I decided to stop eating meat, which is huge for this meatloaf-and-gravy-lover.  My newfound vegetarianism basically means that I now eat only pizza and broccoli (never combined, I find that vegetables make pizza too soggy), my favorite meatless foods.  Truthfully, I can't say I'm mad at that.  However, I love to live vicariously through…
In Music by Amy Rose Spiegel / February 5, 2010