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Mitt Romney: Dick Cheney Is The Kind of Guy I’d Want as VP

:: Friday, September 16, 2011
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Is Mitt Romney trying to associate himself with the Bush presidency? And if so, why?

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The Return of George W. Bush

:: Thursday, August 11, 2011
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Rick Perry has already discussed potential presidential campaign with George W. Bush.

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GOP Language Reeks of 2012 Failure

:: Monday, February 28, 2011
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Republicans are already complaining about their poor chances of a 2012 victory.

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Thanks to Facebook, What the Fuck Has Obama Done So Far is Bigger than BarackObama.Org

:: Thursday, November 11, 2010
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Can Obama rekindle those fickle yet passionate kids that voted him into office? Easily, with a new campaign slogan: Yes We Fucking Can.

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Did Tom Cruise Pave the Way for Lauer/Bush?

:: Monday, November 08, 2010
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Reviews are already in for Lauer/Bush: Get ready for a snooze fest.

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Thumpin’ Vs. Shellacking, The Parlance of Troubled Presidents

:: Thursday, November 04, 2010
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In 1979, when rumors started that Ted Kennedy was going to lead an insurgent campaign against the Democratic President Jimmy Carter, Carter famously quipped, “If Kennedy runs, I’ll whip his ass.” Troubled modern presidents are gentler with their words. Kind of.

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Why You Shouldn’t Vote… Ever

:: Monday, October 25, 2010
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Don’t vote. Do something.

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George Bush Speaks

:: Thursday, October 21, 2010
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It’s two weeks before midterm elections. Do you know where your ex-president is?

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Did BP Assassinate This Man?

:: Thursday, September 02, 2010
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On August 8th, 2010, sometime in the late evening, investment banker, oil industry insider and energy advisor to President George W. Bush, Matthew Simmons, put on a pair of swimming trunks, climbed into his hot tub at his Maine home and attempted to relax after a long day’s work. By 10:00pm Simmons had been found dead, floating in the hot tub of an apparent drowning.

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"Ew, Haitian Cooties!" Bush Wipes Them Off On Clinton's Shirt

:: Wednesday, March 24, 2010

The ever-gracious President Bush wipes his hand off on President Clinton’s shirt after shaking hands with a Haitian man. Really?  Really.

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Five $$$ Facts About Sarah Palin’s PAC

:: Thursday, February 25, 2010

Sarah Palin’s spending habits have become a national obsession. From speculating about her wardrobe’s cost to revelations that her PAC helped boost her book sales, Palin’s lavish and at times bizarre economics provide endless entertainment. Here are five fun facts we learned looking over how Sarah’s political action committee spends its donors’ money. Look for [...]

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"Miss Me Yet?"

:: Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Never heard of  Wyoming, Minnesota? Well it’s home to around 3,000 people and an odd giant billboard featuring our former fearless leader, George Dubya. The clever ad depicts a goofy President Bush giving a sheepish wave and asks the question “miss me yet?” There is much debate about who is responsible for the financial backing [...]

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