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Pancake-Sausage Ball Confirms National Suspicion That Dunkin’ Donuts Is Trying to Kill Us All

:: Saturday, November 06, 2010
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If I Wanna be Fat, I'll Eat This Foot-Long Cheeseburger

:: Monday, July 12, 2010

Carl’s Junior is now trying out a footlong burger, you know, just to see how it fares. In the wake of the KFC Double Down, the cold war of fast food restaurants continues, but it has taken a drastic step away from the healthy fast food trend. Subway, McDonalds, as well as the good old [...]

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Burger King to Test Brunch Menu, Mimosas

:: Friday, April 30, 2010

Fast food chains are constantly coming up with new and “inventive” angles to sell their product. Take for instance, Taco Bell. They finally wised up to their stoner clientele, started staying “open late,” and capitalized on the “fourth meal.” Then there’s KFC who, after realizing no one gives a crap about their “healthy” grilled chicken, [...]

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Too Fat To Fight

:: Tuesday, April 20, 2010

It looks like the US has added another name to its Terror Watch List today: Cheeseburgers. Well, really all fatty, high cholesterol foods are on the seek-and-destroy list, according to a new study put out by the non-profit group Mission: Readiness; an organization composed of ex-military officials and new found health conscious individuals. The NPO [...]

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