“When I see this, I wonder whether Osama Bin Laden had a point.”

Back when I was young (a year and half ago) it was the simple devilish combination of 10-15 shots and 20 beers that would probably earn you a hospital visit. Now there is Four Loko, college’s premiere alcoholic energy drink.

In Communist news the other day, an evil realty company lead by Lex Luther and Joseph Stalin, is planning to obstruct New Jersey’s view of the Empire State Building. Yea, the Garden State’s view of the most treasured building in New York City and one of the finest Art Deco masterpieces in the world is in danger.

For those who haven’t heard, the state of New Jersey catches a lot of flack. Our guidos pump their fists in Belmar, Seaside Heights, and across MTV’s airwaves. The oil refineries and shipping ports plastered around our main airport and highway make for some great eye-sores for visitors passing through. The Garden State also claims [...]

Titus Andronicus have carved out a niche for themselves with their latest album The Monitor, which debuted today. Their debut release The Airing of Grievances was filled with boozy, self-loathing, “I hate my hometown” lyrics reminiscent of early emo bands coupled with frenzied guitar riffs and driving melodies. They had no qualms about expressing their [...]