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Hotel Leashes Pussy After Health Department Crackdown

:: Wednesday, November 23, 2011
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Demand justice for Matilda III.

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The Art of the Miserable Morning Commute

:: Friday, July 29, 2011
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Waking up in the morning is hard. Getting to work is even harder.

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NYC Looks Much Much Cooler as a Time Lapse Than in Real Life

:: Friday, June 03, 2011
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An artist named Josh Owens has done the near-impossible: he’s actually made grimy, sleazy Times Square look damn pretty—and the entire island as well. It’s like NYC on speed. Check it out.

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Apple Store Is Now the Most Photographed New York City Landmark

:: Wednesday, June 01, 2011
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Steve Jobs is sucking the soul out of New York City one photograph at a time.

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Chris Gethard Calls Out His Cyber Bully

:: Friday, April 01, 2011
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New York City comedy legend, Chris Gethard, recently pulled another unexpected and hilarious move.

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Warning to All New Yorkers: Check The Toilet Bowl Before Sitting Down

:: Monday, March 28, 2011
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The Bronx Zoo is confident that the missing deadly cobra is probably in an enclosed building away from the public…. wow, how reassuring.

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Views of The Empire State Building: No Longer Available in The Garden State

:: Wednesday, August 25, 2010
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In Communist news the other day, an evil realty company lead by Lex Luther and Joseph Stalin, is planning to obstruct New Jersey’s view of the Empire State Building. Yea, the Garden State’s view of the most treasured building in New York City and one of the finest Art Deco masterpieces in the world is in danger.

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A Cartographical Argument for the Ground Zero ‘Mosque’

:: Thursday, August 05, 2010
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A simple survey of downtown Manhattan shows a need, both real and symbolic, for an Islamic community center near Ground Zero.

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NYC's Mosque Protests are Truly Embarrassing

:: Friday, June 11, 2010

New York, you’re acting like an ass. Twice in less than a month this city has been a hotbed of protests against Mosques. First there was the one over potential Muslim inclusion at Ground Zero, a then last night’s meeting about turning a Staten Island convent into a Mosque devolved into a shouting match that [...]

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"We Were All Witnesses": The City of Cleveland Says Goodbye to LeBron James

:: Friday, May 14, 2010

It sucks to be a Cleveland sports fan right now. Not only are you most likely from Ohio, but also the sports franchises you root for routinely torture you. Last night the Cavaliers underachieved for the second straight year, losing in the Eastern Conference semifinals after finishing the regular season with the best record in [...]

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Nas Remixes Gil Scott-Heron Really, Really Well

:: Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Both Nas and Gil Scott-Heron are enormous figures in the hip-hop world, albeit in really different ways.  While Nas spits fast-paced, clever rhymes out of the side of his mouth, Gil Scott-Heron is a drawler, taking his time with his words in a soulful cadence familiar to spoken-word artists.  These disparate paces, unsurprisingly, work beautifully [...]

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Fuck "Old New York," Unless You're Edith Wharton, And Be Happy That There's Only One Homeless Person Left In Times Square

:: Wednesday, March 31, 2010

As a New York City college student, I often find myself involved in a really infuriating conversation that I’m sure many others are familiar with.  My biggest pet peeve in the world is when 21-year-olds bemoan the loss of some mythical “old New York,” which usually involves the usage of the terms “gentrification,” “crust punk,” [...]

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