Radiohead has started recording their next album

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Walmart asks employees to donate canned goods to other employees for the Thanksgiving they won’t have

2 days ago in News

Gorbachev once asked President Bush to make David Lynch spoil ‘Twin Peaks’

4 days ago in News

Maybe the two men didn’t see the camera, or more likely, they just didn’t care.

He doesn’t just tell us the weather; he tells us how to feel about the weather.

The more you know.

Maybe it’s a philosophical question, like “how many roads must a man walk down?”

Maybe we’re witnessing the start a hip new restaurant trend.

Sadly, lasagna disasters are on the rise this year.

Maybe waiting for the headline is the story?

Now, when someone tells you that you should go eat a dick, you can casually invite them to lunch.

This is what our news has devolved into. We’re doomed.

Meanwhile, Hugh Janus sits at home, alone, shedding a silent tear.

Life as we know it will never be the same.

After a prison guard punched him in the face.

Ken M. called into C-SPAN for their report on SAT scores, complaining about how his son’s low “STD” scores couldn’t even get him into Harvard.