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Review: Final Fantasy XIII – A Bustle in Your Hedgerow

:: Tuesday, March 16, 2010

You know how “Stairway to Heaven” builds slowly and then finally ruptures at around 4:20? It’s a great moment and you get swept away with in the ascending momentum of the song. Final Fantasy XIII, like the Zeppelin song, makes you earn your nut. For instance, the game starts you out in the fine tradition [...]

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Green Day: Rock Band Announced for June Release

:: Thursday, March 11, 2010

The songs of Green Day will finally be remembered in the form of Video Gaming on June 8th, 2010. Players will have the chance to put on the shoes of Billy Armstrong, Tre Cool and Mike Dirnt and wail away at tracks like “Brain Stew,” “Jaded,” “Hitchin’ a Ride,” “American Idiot,” “Wake Me Up When [...]

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Immersed in BioShock 2

:: Thursday, January 28, 2010

One of the most interesting things about the game Bioshock was that it took everyone who played it into a world they’d never seen before. An underwater former utopia built half a century ago and left to rot in the Atlantic Ocean.  On February 9th 2010, BioShock 2 arrives on U.S. shores and I’ve had [...]

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Review: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition

:: Thursday, November 12, 2009

GODDAMMIT! Doesn’t anybody give a shit about the rules anymore?! I didn’t watch my buddies die face down in the mud so some fucking digital nobody could just hide in the bushes the whole match and shoot me! Yep, I’ve been playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 all week and I want to tear [...]

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Review: Grand Theft Auto – Episodes from Liberty City

:: Thursday, November 05, 2009

I’m not going to lie. I run several night clubs owned by Anthony Prince. He can be a bit of a pansy but I’ve made many connections and a lot of paper cleaning up after the guy. You should come to one of my clubs. Depending on the night, I might be working the door [...]

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Brütal Legend Will Melt Your Face!

:: Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Brütal Legend has finally arrived. This is an experience conceived by Tim Schafer and Jack Black as a homage to Heavy Metal mythology and comedy. The Legend survives a storm of controversy over publishing rights and the casting of Metal God cameos.  Jack Black stars as Eddie Riggs, the best roadie that ever lived. One [...]

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