ted cruz

Senators refuse to be Ted Cruz’s Secret Santa

Hark, the herald angels hate Ted Cruz.
In Politics by Tosten Burks / May 31, 2017

Sally Yates owns Ted Cruz

Ok, maybe "owns" is a bit dramatic for "reads conflicting legal statute," but whatever.

In News by Jordan Freiman / May 8, 2017

Ted Cruz wants El Chapo to pay for Trump’s stupid wall

The Justice Department is demanding $14 billion from the Mexican kingpin.
In News by Tosten Burks / April 25, 2017

Kellyanne Conway sticks finger right in former boss Ted Cruz’s face

"I'm onto you, Zodiac Killer," she maybe said.
In Politics by Jamie Peck / March 6, 2017

China warns it ‘may take revenge’ if U.S. keeps screwing around with Taiwan

Ted Cruz, who met with Taiwan's president Sunday: I do what I want.
In News by Drew Salisbury / January 9, 2017

Ted Cruz loves it when queso is ‘dribbling down your chin and onto your shirt’

The internet is vomiting in unison after Cruz's inappropriate queso comments.
In News by Chris Caesar / December 7, 2016

Ted Cruz: A political obituary

RIP, cuckmaster. A beta for the ages. A pussy of historical cowardice. 
In Features by Steve King / September 25, 2016
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