Google Translate’s new powers will leave you speechless
Sacré bleu son. That’s some Star Trek shit right there.
January 15, 2015
A horny guy with the wrong number texted me asking for nudes, so I made him draw a bunch of animals
He drew a cat, a fat bird, and a bear wearing cool sunglasses saying, "Yeah baby!"
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September 19, 2014
20 years ago today the first text message was sent
And immediately the drunk sender regretted sending it.
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