The Nazi Party has a lobbyist in Washington D.C. so that’s terrifying

No need to panic, racists. You have a man in the capitol, now. That’s correct: if you hate everything that isn’t white people you now have some sort of political clout. John Bowles (great name!) registered this past Tuesday in the House and Senate offices as a representative of the ANP – an anachronistic hilarity more commonly known as the American Nazi Party. John Bowles is same guy who in 2008 tried to run for President as the champion elect of the National Socialist Order of America. Basically, John Bowles can’t make up his mind whether he hates everyone or just hates everyone an equal amount.

It doesn’t help that John Bowles (pictured above) looks like plump mainstream comedian Kevin James deep in a method acting role for a film about a racist.

According to this fascinating profile with Business Insider,

Bowles seemed genuinely puzzled when I asked him whether he really thinks that any members of Congress or Hill staffers would take a meeting with a Nazi lobbyist. “I don’t see why not,” he says, adding that he knows lobbyists rely on their credibility. “Of course I won’t approach anybody in Congress unless it’s a very interesting issue or law,” he promises. “I’m going to be very careful about the issues I choose for this.”