HOLY SHIT BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE ARE FUCKING ENGAGED

The guy from “Fight Club” and the lady from, um, “The Tourist” are totally engaged and it is official, according to People Magazine.

Brad’s manager, Cynthia Pett-Dante said in a statement said: “Yes, it’s confirmed. It is a promise for the future and their kids are very happy. There’s no date set at this time.”

A Beverly Hills jewelry designer designed the ring. “Yes, I can confirm that, yes, Robert Procop did indeed design an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie, designed in collaboration with Brad Pitt,” a representative said in a statement. How thrilling. Weddings, eh?

Pitt, 48, and Jolie, 36, had been together since 2005, when Pitt totally broke up with America’s-booty-call-but-don’t-bring-her-to-the-party-it-will-just-be-weird Jennifer Aniston so that he could be with Jolie.