Doritos Locos Tacos break Taco Bell’s sales record

Taco Bell’s creation designed specifically to prevent you from fitting into your summer swimsuit recently broke the sales record for the Irvine based chain by selling 100 million Doritos Locos Tacos in 10 weeks. With their reinvented racially acceptable slogan “Live Mas,” Taco Bell is looking to become the largest fast food chain to rely on gimmicks that unfortunately Americans seem to love.

If the Bell’s “Fourth Meal” campaign wasn’t embarrassing enough in these obese times, the Doritos Locos Taco and its “Live Mas” campaign can only add to the reasons why people hate Americans. Don’t worry guys, Taco Bell is looking towards releasing more Doritos Locos flavors (Cool Ranch!) in the future for us to regret eating the next morning.