Mitt Romney, noted hater of children, declines Nickelodeon election event

Mitt Romney continues his crusade against children by spurning the children’s channel’s election special “Kids Pick The President.” Repeated calls to the robot presidential hopeful have resulted in Romney refusing to appear on the children’s channel during their election special broadcast, which has successfully picked the president 5 out of the last 6 times. John Kerry and George W. Bush both declined the event in 2004.

Obama, a person whom children actually like, is of course scheduled to appear on the October 15th special.