Man sues wife for being ugly

Today in news that seemingly comes ripped from a Don Rickles stand-up routine, Jian Feng, a man in Northern China, has successfully sued his wife for $120,000 for the crime of being ugly.

She isn’t ugly now, though. She had had over $100,000 of cosmetic surgery done to make her look prettier. The problem arose, however, when she gave birth to a child Feng described as “incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me,” according to reports. He initially accused his wife of cheating on him because the baby was so ugly that he didn’t believe that it could be his. When she came through and told the truth, however, Feng decided to sue his former wife. What a charming guy.