Will & Kate procreate

In “who’s a lucky baby you are yes you are yes you areeeee” news, Prince William and his wife Kate Middleton are expecting a child. This child will likely become a King or Queen given that it is 3rd in line to the throne (behind Prince Charles and Prince William), so this is all something we’re supposed to care about.

Kate was rushed to hospital early Monday morning with a severe case of morning sickness, which the world press translated into hyperbolic chin-waggery because OH MY GOD A ROYAL PERSON IS HAVING A ROYAL BABY. Given that roughly 353,755 human beings are born every day (at a rate of approximately 4.1 lives a second) this is good news for people who like people who are on stamps.