Florida man’s nuts catch fire during gunplay

Congratulations, Jorge Perez. You are now the sixth American who accidentally shot his own penis since 2010.

The 23-year old was at home playing with his flare gun, which he believed to be unloaded, but discovered otherwise when a round ricocheted off the floor and into his groin. Deputies from the Lee County Sheriff’s office responded to Perez’s 9-1-1 call and assisted numb nuts to the hospital for treatment of multiple burn wounds.

No arrest has been reported at this time because is it illegal to shoot your own balls with a flare gun in the privacy of your home? I don’t know.

[CBS Tampa Bay/WZVN-ABC7]