Jason Voorhees is doing McDonald’s commercials in Europe now

Ad agency TBWA Paris teamed up the chainsaw-wielding maniac with a pair of suspiciously attractive Mickey D’s customers. Pretty rad. But I think Jason is wearing Leatherface’s blue jumpsuit? Anyways, apparently in France, Ronald McDonald serves up camembert goat and raclette cheeses with its sandwiches.

Save the “USA!” chants for later, fast food nation. You lost today.