Watch a 350-pound burglar fail miserably at a grocery store break-in

The northern California newspaper Redding Record Searchlight ran a story on a portly suspect who, earlier this month, chucked a rock at a grocery store in a sad, possibly drunken attempt to break into Kent’s Market. Normally, nothing about this story would be deemed newsworthy, save the fact that Kent’s surveillance camera nabbed a priceless moment.

The Record Searchlight provides information for anyone who has information on this suspect, but I’m thinking maybe tip off “Tosh.0″ first?