Teenager hit by flying toilet

On her way to school Monday morning, a teenage girl was driving her Jeep to high school when a flying toilet hit her car. See, what had happened was a delivery truck driver was transporting portable toilets at a nearby location when, as he later admitted to police, one of the units wasn’t latched down properly. So, it went a-flyin’ and, despite her effort to swerve, hit that girl’s Jeep head on.

“Fortunately, it was clean,” said Jeff Trafton of the Waldo County Sheriff’s Office, who reported on the accident.

Ronnie Furrow, the toilet delivery man, was cited for having an unsecured load. Hehe. Unsecured load.

h/t @TheJewishDream