Florida woman stabs boyfriend for farting on her

On Tuesday, a 37-year-old woman threw an eight-inch kitchen knife at her boyfriend after he purposefully crop-dusted her on his way to the kitchen. The Huffington Post requested the arrest report of Deborah Ann Burns, in which we learned the woman admitted to the Collier County Sheriff’s Department of her vengeful attack. Detectives also found cuts on the farter’s abdomen at the scene.

However, there is no mention in the police report of her boyfriend’s ass crime. According to the Daily Naples News, detectives discovered the stinky truth when questioning the suspect at the time of arrest. Burns has been charged with aggravated assault and remains in custody on a $50,000 bond. There is no pending investigation on the alleged farting.

h/t HuffPo

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