SI model Chrissy Teigen not prettier than Amanda Bynes, says Amanda Bynes

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? Why of course, it is notoriously sane person Amanda Bynes. Duh. She is at least far fairer than Sports Illustrated model Chrissy Teigen. See? Here is some conclusive evidence of that fact.


Lest you do not believe us, there is also Twitter evidence. You see, Chrissy Teigen, being very jealous of Amanda Bynes’ glittering natural beauty, tweeted some mean things about her:


And of course, our heroine had no choice but to respond, calling to attention the apparent fact that Teigen is in no way prettier than Amanda Bynes:

Bynes continued: “I’m offended that you’re saying I have a mental illness when I show no sign of it, But thankfully not one man that wants me wants you and you are an old ugly model compared to me!” You cannot argue with the facts, ladies and gentlemen. It should also be noted that Bynes may or may not also be prettier than Rihanna. She claims the tweets she sent to Rihanna about Chris Brown beating her for not being as pretty as Amanda Bynes were forged. One hopes that she will continue on her path of demonstrating her lack of mental issues by repeatedly lashing out and telling people she is prettier than they are.