Introducing: Pepsi-flavored Cheetos that fizz in your mouth

You’d never know it from their nationally petite profile, but Japan has some incredible junk food: We’re talking about Clam Chowder Doritos. We’re talking a about a cornucopia of the craziest flavors of Kit Kat imaginable, from Blueberry Cheesecake to Wasabi.

But Japanese snacks may have entered a new realm of insanity with Pepsi-flavored Cheetos. They’re coated with “fizz-inducing cola powder” that makes them crackle on your tongue.

A review from The Impulsive Buy also describes them as “very citrusy” along with “something very close to flat cola.” Oh, and they also smell like “powdered cinnamon donuts.”

They may not taste “gooder than a bitch,” as this little guy thinks about regular Cheetos, but I think we can call it: Fizzy Pepsi-flavored Cheetos win over the Waffle Taco as the most over-the top junk food of 2013.

Image/ h/t: Fox