Drunk, naked Alaska couple arrested for joyride in stolen whale watching boat

Joshua Carrieri had an awesome weekend.

The 27-year-old crew member of the “K’eet” whale watching boat in Juneau, Alaska, was found by police around 2 a.m. on Saturday morning, smashed and totally hanging out with a woman on the water. “Witnesses also say the vessel was doing ‘doughnuts’ in Auke Bay,” according to the Anchorage Daily News. “Coast Guardsmen responded and took control of the boat. The boarding crew described the man and woman as drunk and naked.”

If you wanna take a look at that beauty, here she is:


Nice-lookin’ 35-footer, and so worth the slap on the wrist: Carrieri was charged with a DUI and first-degree vehicle theft, a felony, and booked at the Lemon Creek Correctional Center. Police told the woman at the scene that she was free to go. Obv.

sources: Juneau Now and ADN/top image via WKBN