5 must-read pieces of dinosaur erotica

Author Christi Sims’s self-proclaimed “monster sex” series might be the literary world’s answer to “Sharknado.” (And, yes, these are real.)

1. T-Rex Troubles
Description: “In a land before time, Layla hunts for her tribe. The men belittle and threaten her, a woman who hunts like a man, until, desperate, she sets out alone after the most fearsome beast in the world- a T-Rex. As she hunts the giant predator, a very special T-Rex is hunting her- this T-Rex has psychic powers and a desire for human flesh. Naked and alone, Layla bargains with the beast: her body for her life.” [Amazon]

2. Ravaged by the Raptor
Description: “Beliria’s pride has gotten her into trouble again. Before she can complete her rites of womanhood and take her place in the tribe, she must provide a kill for her tribe. Beliria chooses to hunt the most dangerous herbivore on the plains, the Tri-Horn. No single hunter has ever successfully taken a Triceratops, but Beliria is determined to be the first. Naked, with no food, water, or provisions beyond her weapons, Beliria sets out. Tracking the Tri-Horn, she lays a cunning ambush, but it isn’t cunning enough.” [Amazon]

3.Ravished by the Triceratops
Description: “Paola was the first born in her family, and by the laws of her country, would receive a free education at the university located in the capital. However, her family decides to send her eldest brother, one year her junior, in her stead. She’s outraged by her father’s decision, but has little choice in the matter. The beautiful, buxom girl must now tend the farm like the rest of her family, feeding the animals, tending the crops, and protecting their land from hungry predators, like foxes, wolves, and the occasional dinosaur.” [Amazon]

4. The Balaur’s Delight
Description: “Carla and her boyfriend decide to go camping out in the wilderness to bird watch. Carla gets more ‘bird-watching’ than she bargains for when she gets lost during a hike and encounters the prehistoric and 7-foot-tall dinosaur called balaur.” [Amazon]

5. Mating with the Raptor
Description: “Marga was the Protectress, the city’s leader, charged with defending it against dinosaur attacks. It is her sworn duty to protect her city at all costs, even when a pack of velociraptors attack her and her men at a small, undermanned outpost outside of the city … The creature captures the Protectress and takes her to his cave. Will this raptor make the Protectress his next meal? Or does the beast have different plans for the beautiful warrioress?” [Amazon]

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