Alison Gold’s ‘Chinese Food’ is the Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ of 2013

From the depths of Internet hell emerges yet another adolescent recording artist with cheesy lyrics and a lack of self-awareness, and once again we’ve Ark Music Factory to thank for it. The music video outfit behind the epic earaches Rebecca Black’s “Friday” and Nicole Westbrook’s “Thanksgiving” has introduced yet another artist to pedos across the Internet, a one Alison Gold with her single “Chinese Food,” which someone uploaded to reddit on Monday afternoon.

Not so sure about Gold’s make-it-rain gesture whenever she references chow mein. Is that because those two things rhyme? I don’t want to take the time to figure it out.

h/t reddit/image via @AlisonGoldMusic