Woman busted for sex in Waffle House parking lot, tries to wear cheeseburger for sandal

The crime blotter in Loganville, Georgia, this week spun Internet gold.

On Sunday, a drunk couple was arrested in a Waffle House parking lot when discovered by police naked and having sex in the back seat of a Dodge truck. According to the police report, the officer witnessed the humpy action around 1:30 a.m. when driving along the highway. He pulled over to tell the couple to put their clothes on and instead show him ID.

The couple complied. Sort of. As the officer noted the car reeked of booze, the man put on his pants. The woman sat still in the back seat. After multiple warnings from the officer to get dressed or face a public indecency rap, the woman attempted to throw her duds back on. But she mistook a cheeseburger for a sandal. The officer also reported that the couple was “very loud” and “argumentative.”

A breathalyzer clocked the man at 0.154 and the woman at 0.216–both suspects were clinked for public drunkenness and loitering.

source: Loganville-Grayson Patch/image via