This children’s Minecraft toy looks like a 15-inch dong

Popular indie sandbox game Minecraft has a line of children’s toys, and one of them looks like a 15-inch green dong. A big, anthropomorphized, deeply distressed-looking dong.

But, well, you be the judge:

It doesn’t help that it’s called a Creeper. And now, everything associated with the toy becomes an awful, dirty joke. Like the fact that it’s labeled a “choking hazard,” and is a “huggable” favorite of the “young and old alike.”

The customer reviews get pretty awkward, too:minecraftdongreview

H/t Hollander Cooper