Look at this asshole

I mean, Christ, just look at him. He’s like an anthropomorphized Slate article.

And oh fuck, there’s this guy too? Whatthehow? Whothewhat? I mean, holy saccharine fuck. They’re breeding.

According to cable news networks, if you dress like Tim Burton crashed his Mini Cooper into an American Apparel, you’re qualified to be a TV expert on tech and social media. Sorry, a “digital prophet.”

Has the tech bubble burst yet?

h/t @bysamro