CNN asks a panel of four experts if Flight 370 was a ‘zombie plane’

Sure, CNN has been incredibly desperate to fill airtime, and there’s been a lack of substantial information regarding the missing Malaysian Flight 370. But this is fucking insane. Like, unacceptably insane. This is what our news has devolved into. We’re doomed. Fuck everything.

To answer their question, no, Flight 370 was not a zombie plane. It was a regular plane and it crashed, as planes tend to do on a fairly regular basis.

h/t Curt Woodward