Drunk mom uses jazz hands in festive mug shot

Judging by her mugshot, 29-year-old mom Sandra Grohman didn’t seem to be super concerned about the fact that she just got arrested for recklessly endangering her one-month-old infant. A concerned bystander called police to report that Grohman was pushing a stroller near a busy street in Humble, Texas, while obviously hammered, causing the baby to fall out of the stroller near traffic.

In fact, Grohman looks like she’s having a grand old time adding a little pizzazz to her booking photo. No word on how often she throws up her impressive Fosse moves during the 180 days she’s currently serving in jail.

In the meantime, maybe Texas should consider changing its state motto from “Friendship” to “The Florida of the West.”