Man tries to buy bananas at Walmart, is attacked by scorpion

A Pittsburgh man was attempting to buy bananas at Walmart, when he was attacked by a scorpion. He reached into a bin, got stung, noticed the scorpion, and then quickly smashed the living fuck out of it. It’s still probably not the worst thing that can happen to you at Walmart.

Though he wishes to remain anonymous, he was willing to talk to KDKA. “I yanked my arm out and flung it, and this scorpion flopped to the ground,” he explained. “I was standing there in disbelief looking and there was another shopper there and people started to converge, and sure enough it was a scorpion.”

The banana company doesn’t know how the scorpion survived the journey to Pittsburgh, and Walmart hasn’t commented. The man was treated for his minor injury.

Of course, if there’s anything the story needs, it’s more Pittsburgh accents. Here’s an alternate cut of the story, thanks to Best Roof Talk Ever.

Source: CBS Pittsburgh