Sister shot in butt over penis birthday cake

Apparently, 21-year-old Christopher Taft’s sister thought it would be funny to give him a penis shaped cake for his birthday. Christopher did not agree. Upset with the lovely gesture, he shot his sister in the butt with a BB gun.

Police have yet to release photos of the cake in question, but I imagine it looked something like the cake pictured above.

According to WKMG, the pellet ended up getting lodged in her tuchus, requiring medical attention. She did manage to get herself to the hospital on her own though. Taft has been charged with aggravated assault, but claims the whole thing was a joke and that he never wanted to hurt his sister.

Regardless of his intent, that’s no way to treat someone who went through the trouble of baking you a birthday cake, especially when it’s your own kin. Clearly these two were simply not brought up properly. You’ve got one kid baking dick desserts and another who has no idea how to graciously accept an unwanted gift. You’re supposed to say thank you, smile politely, take a few bites, and then throw it away when nobody’s looking, while hoping the neighbors don’t see your sexually deviant baked goods.

[WKMG]