Man flashes dick in Target parking lot because ‘he wants to find a lady’
In Port St. Lucie, Florida, a 48-year-old repeatedly flashed his dick to shoppers in the parking lots of Target and Babies R’ Us last month. Why? Because, according to an affidavit obtained by TC Palm, the man told police that he “wants to find a lady.”
He also explained to officers that “they like when he does that,” which might not be entirely accurate.
An eyewitness described the suspect, identified as Hal Hamrick (see excellent mugshot), dressed in a Miami Heat jersey and workout shorts. His dick was seen two times at Target but only once at Babies”R”Us.
“Each time,” according to the affidavit, “he attempted to use a trash receptacle as cover for the act.”
Hamrick now faces an indecent exposure charge, but he is not currently detained by the sheriff’s department. Out looking for love again, presumably.