Slipknot guitarist stabbed in head by brother
Slipknot guitarist Mick Thomson was stabbed in the back of his head by his brother. The stabbing appears to be the result of a drunken knife fight that occurred Thomson’s house in Iowa on Wednesday morning.
Both sustained serious injuries in the knife fight, and were taken to the hospital in separate ambulances. So far no one from the band has commented on the stabbing. Last we checked in with the band, they fired their drummer via singing telegram.
Considering the band’s mall goth discography, there will be plenty of predictable, terrible puns as a result of the incident. As for their planned summer tour, well, we’ll just have to wait and bleed.