Don’t be the idiot who sticks his tongue in a Venus flytrap

Since “Jackass” isn’t on the air and Letterman is retiring “Stupid Human Tricks” along with his talk show host tenure, a YouTube user named Freeman is trying to fill the void of pointless idiocy by demonstrating why you shouldn’t stick your tongue into a flesh-eating plant.

Spoiler alert: Your tongue will get bloody.

[h/t Happy Place]