‘True Detective’ season 2, now with more orgies?
This just in: Season 2 of HBO’s signature brooding crime drama “True Detective” will have at least one “colossal orgy sequence,” representing a 100% increase on last season’s orgy totals.
According to The Hollywood Reporter two adult film stars, Amia Miley (pictured) and Peta Jensen, have been, well, tapped for appearances.
Sources say at least two major talents in the adult film industry, Amia Miley and Peta Jensen, both 24, were hired for a deliriously vast, Eyes Wide Shut-caliber orgy sequence involving dozens of naked bodies. According to participants in the scene, the sequence was shot over the past few days in a Pasadena mansion.
Well if that isn’t just a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a carefully placed PR effort. Whatever the exact details we can safely assume that, instead of Matthew McConaughey growling about philosophy while working Woody Harrelson into an apoplectic lather and generally bumming everybody out with his bleak thought-experiments, there will probably be a bunch of dramatically-lit butts all at once. Which, honestly, was the main thing lacking from last year’s season finale.
Along with the butts, Colin Farrell, Rachel McAdams, and Vince Vaughn are also set to appear.