Man makes sweet, sweet love to a statue’s face

Here’s a photo of a guy going by the alias of “Farm Daddy” defiling a statue while wearing only his socks.

It was first tweeted by @a_farmerr on September, 27 2014, and then deleted on Tuesday. Fortunately, BuzzFeed’s Joe Bernstein has preserved it for the annals of Internet History.

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At first, many thought the statue to be a Lincoln memorial, but — as a Gawker tipster points out — it’s most likely the Alexander Graham Bell statue in Brantford, Ontario. It’s a cruel irony, that a photo of a man fucking the statue of the guy who invented the phone was published to the world using a phone.

But who is Farm Daddy, and what does he want?

We may never truly know, and frankly, we don’t want to know.

[h/t Gawker | Image: Joe Bernstein]