Man makes sweet, sweet love to a statue’s face
Here’s a photo of a guy going by the alias of “Farm Daddy” defiling a statue while wearing only his socks.
At first, many thought the statue to be a Lincoln memorial, but — as a Gawker tipster points out — it’s most likely the Alexander Graham Bell statue in Brantford, Ontario. It’s a cruel irony, that a photo of a man fucking the statue of the guy who invented the phone was published to the world using a phone.
But who is Farm Daddy, and what does he want?
We may never truly know, and frankly, we don’t want to know.