Florida woman charged with smearing dog doo on neighbor

A retiree in Boca Raton was arrested after allegedly smearing a neighbor with dog poop.

Amy Goldberg, 57, was charged with battery on a person 65 years or older, but according to Goldberg, the old neighbor lady had it (the dog poop) coming.

Goldberg told police a sordid account of an immoral, unconscionable neighbor who “habitually” allowed her dog to defecate on Goldberg’s lawn at the Woodfield Country Club. According to the arrest report, when Goldberg caught the 67-year-old neighbor out walking the dog and allowing it to once again relieve itself of its dirty business on her lawn, it was just just one poop too many.

The neighbor told Boca Raton police that Goldberg came out of her house screaming and yelling. Goldberg then scooped up the poop and ran the neighbor down, allegedly smearing it all over the neighbor’s hands and shirt.

While Goldberg admits to picking up the poop and “targeting” the neighbor with it, she says the neighbor smeared the feces on herself.

I hope my neighbors are reading this story. Curb your dogs, you monsters.

[Palm Beach Post]