Suspected bank robber eats his own feces on the witness stand

Andrew Gilbertson is currently on trial for robbing a Bank of America in 2013 in San Luis Obispo, California. According to KSBY, Gilbertson is pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity.

On Wednesday, Gilbertson took the stand and claimed that the Virgin Mary prompted him to rob the bank. As if to hedge his bets, Gilbertson then reportedly reached into his pants and pulled out a midday snack in the form of his own shit. He claims the Virgin Mary told him to do that too. Naturally, the judge thought this was a good time to call a recess.

When court resumed, a mental health expert was called to testify on Gilbertson’s behalf, but we think his previous performance kind of speaks for itself.


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